Daygamers: Do you ever wonder if you’ve been working on the wrong strategy?
You’ve spent years following the Mystery Method… collecting phone numbers, arranging multiple dates, and trying to get laid by using more and more game techniques instead of doing same day lays…
But what if the very strategy you’ve invested so much time and money into is the thing holding you back in the 2025–2026 tariff era by listening to the wrong popular daygame coaches.
Did you know that it’s better to do a same-day lay for daygame than to use the Mystery Method for getting multiple number closes and trying to set up dates, having multiple dates before getting laid?
I’m John Elite, and I am the world’s best daygame coach who has 669 laid and pulled testimonials for daygame.
While that is important, I’m going to share three roasts of the Mystery Method, or Misery Method, with you today,
since the Mystery Method does not work in 2026 and 2025 during the tariff era.
If you can’t mind my site its http://www.johnelite.com, type it in and bookmark it.
I promise later in the video you will learn 3 things.
So the first roast of the Mystery Method, or Misery Method, is that for my students, doing a same-day lay, why is it more efficient than number closes and multiple dates, debunking the Mystery Method?
The second roast of the Mystery Method, or Misery Method, is that it doesn’t work for daygame in the tariff era of 2025 and 2026. But why?
The third roast of the Mystery Method, or Misery Method, is the sunk cost fallacy. Stick around if you want to find out why putting in more hours into it won’t get you laid this year.
The other daygame coaches are just using optics and you think they’re so good.
That’s why you’re stuck getting no results with it.
So what is the problem?
I will give you a breif overview, but you will get more details if you can focus and listen later on.
The Mystery Method is ineffective, and you should switch over to same-day lays instead of trying to go on multiple dates trying to get laid, which is very unlikely because you’ll be flaked on in 2026.
It’s that you have to be a ninja and use discipline to level up your skills by doing rehearsals over and over again like a soldier.
Or you try to take a bunch of notes, like 10 times from my course until you can remember it, because it’s all about neural pathway maxing.
It’s proven to work, because both taking notes excessively and also practicing the drills makes you have new neural pathways connecting together, which boosts your skills as a ninja.
And how you can get laid as a ninja and boost your skills like a real natural, because they have social skills, social calibration, and emotional control for the whitewashed tonality.
So that way, you need less game, or less samurai Mystery Method game.
And I know what you’re probably thinking.
Because you spent so much time and years with the Mystery Method, and you’ve gotten a few lays before swinging your big game sword.
You think that if you keep swinging it over and over, then you’ll get laid again in 2026 during the tariff era, when the tariff has started creating economic shifts.
You won’t depend on the big game sword, swinging it over and over again for your game techniques.
Instead, you’re using ninja skills, which has lots of various skills.
It is harder, and most people don’t enjoy it when they’re samurais.
They think they can just use more vibe and vibe their SMV for their looks, money, status, plus game.
But Game Global, the platform scamming network of popular coaches giving each other false authority, are not getting people laid this year.
But they are filling up expensive boot camps over and over again, laughing all the way to the bank.
So the first roast of the Mystery Method, or Misery Method, is that for my students, doing a same-day lay is more efficient than number closes and multiple dates, debunking the Mystery Method.
The big idea here is you aren’t supposed to collect a massive amount of phone numbers on your phone and go on multiple dates.
Like a high-ticket closer, you are supposed to get laid the same day for daygame.
Why would you want to depend on flaky numbers or dates?
It’s like not closing like a salesman, not a high-ticket closer, and retargeting her to get back on the phone over and over again.
Collecting more phone numbers is like ads, where only a small percentage converts, like less than 1 or 2 percent.
This is like a samurai swinging the big game technique sword that is for higher SMV.
A more valuable product they are trying to sell is themselves, with advantages in height, race, and status.
But for my shorter students who are only 5’7″ and above, they can’t run ads.
Their product, or them, isn’t good enough.
They have to close with fewer approaches by doing more drills and rehearsal exercises.
They take massive notes to gain skills.
It’s not just looks, money, status, plus game, vibing their SMV for game techniques.
My students are ninjas, who have to learn this way because they can’t hold or swing the big game sword like a samurai.
They have to skill max and neuropathway max.
Once you have same-day lays down, you don’t get flakes when your skills are up to the level of same-day lays.
You max out your points for social skills, social calibration, and emotional control, and need less game techniques and spiking-the-emotions bullshit.
It is not a fool’s mate like the Mystery Method said, meaning you think you can checkmate, but you can’t.
They can’t because they are unnatural.
One Chinese 5’8″ student got 15 lays, 5 models, 5 white girls, a threesome, and 2 actresses.
He married one of them.
He uses the Arrow Science and sexualizes to the max later, dealing with objections.
He did that on a movie set, in the trailer, and it got him a girlfriend he got married to.
He banged 2 actresses!
The second roast of the Mystery Method, or Misery Method, is that it doesn’t work for daygame in the tariff era of 2025 and 2026.
The main thing to understand here is that the Global Game Platformed scammer network, where Mystery is part of it, gives other guys false authority through optics, standing next to women, and self-proclaimed lay counts like UMP.
UMP, which is a Mystery Method derivative, is part of a system that gets nobody laid for daygame while filling boot camps.
The reason it doesn’t work is the 20/35 chart.
Looks are out of 10.
Money is out of 5.
Status is out of 10 for your race.
Social skills are 2.5 points.
Social calibration is 2.5 points.
Emotional control is 2.5 points and can be minus 2.5 points.
Game techniques, which is the Mystery Method, are 2.5 points.
Since the economy is affecting people’s Maslow chart of human needs, if you have money problems, you will be filled with cortisol, develop a double chin, and lose your memory.
It’s hard to focus.
So your voice talks fast like a cortisol zombie, sounding like a depressed, triggered snowflake.
When you can’t control your emotions like a narcissistic, low-self-esteem, triggered far-left person, women will think you won’t have good genes to procreate with.
It doesn’t matter how good-looking you are.
If you have these traits and are not a passport bro status-maxing, you will be demolished by your cortisol-filled voice.
It’s not your game or personality or your mindset.
The game category is minus 2.5 points.
No matter how hard you try, looks are out of 10, money is out of 5, status is out of 10 for race, and social skills, social calibration, emotional control, and game are 2.5 points each.
If you get minus 2.5 points, then it doesn’t matter what previous advantages you had in the past.
It won’t work during this pressure cooker without skills using the Mystery Method, or Misery Method, game techniques.
Those points for game before, where you try to vibe your SMV, are completely gone.
My Indian student with 7 lays couldn’t get laid for daygame anymore because he was brainwashed by the Mystery Method or RSD mass-approaching mentality derivatives.
Once it clicked, he got laid consistently month after month.
He fell back to phone number closes and multiple dates until he got back to same-day lays.
The third roast of the Mystery Method, or Misery Method, is the sunk cost fallacy.
If it worked before, it would work again.
You spend so much time and money on something that worked but doesn’t work anymore.
You haven’t accepted that yet.
A samurai versus a ninja.
The Mystery Method is for higher-SMV people or medium-high-SMV people.
So it becomes a sunk cost fallacy.
You think that by swinging your big game sword more, you’re going to get more results.
But during a bad economy, during the tariff era, it has destroyed the abilities for samurais to swing a big game sword.
No matter how hard you try to swing the sword, you just keep failing, no matter how hard you try.
You need to embrace the way of the ninja, where discipline equals more skills.
By doing drills over and over, a ninja does not have a big game sword.
A ninja has a smaller sword, but my sword is just as powerful.
Because you have to learn how to maneuver, sexualize it to the maximum, and deal with the sexual objections to get laid.
And there is no such thing as the fool’s mate.
Which means you pull too early, you won’t close unless you have multiple dates.
This is just mental bullshit from the Mystery Method.
And no, you don’t have to get a bunch of flaky phone numbers and say that the reason why you got results is because of volume or more failure, like other tall white dating coaches.
The samurai way has failed everybody, and it’s a sunk cost fallacy because they believe that if they double down on the approaches, or they have a better mindset, without having better skills of a ninja, then it’s going to start to work.
You have to realize that ninjas are like naturals.
You’re basically drilling down the skills of what a natural naturally does.
However, the Mystery Method is unnatural.
It’s very Asperger’s.
It’s very autistic, and that’s not going to work, especially with a minus 2.5 points for your emotional category.
This is key because the Vietnamese student has 5 lays now for daygame and a threesome.
He’s been more consistent.
It’s not a sunk cost fallacy spending money here and getting stuck.
It’s more about him getting multiple lays with Elite 30 before he got Elite Tonality Mastery, then Elite Access.
He unlocked more skills and ignored the Mystery Method.
Now, I know what you’re thinking.
That if you just do enough mass approaching, you’re eventually going to get laid for daygame.
Well, the tricky thing is that in the past, if you were below five foot nine, for every inch, you had to add 200 extra approaches and you would automatically get laid.
Because of the tariff economy that I keep talking about, that crutch, that conversion mechanism, is gone!
And so I’ve created this Elite Bundle Resurrections so you can stop wasting money on $8,000 boot camps that are very common.
That is what Global Game Platform, the scammers, charge all the time, exactly $8,000.
They don’t get you laid, and they fill up their boot camps because it’s high-ticket and they make a lot of money this way.
And you fall for it because they stand next to women, what they call the optics.
These are optic coaches.
They say stupid shit like, “Oh, it’s energy game,” and then they just stand next to women from Asian countries, sometimes Eastern European women that they hire as models.
And you’re supposed to believe them because they’re part of Game Global.
I am getting students laid over and over again in 2026.
One of my students has two lays from Canada, who is Indian.
Another student has seven lays.
Another student who’s Vietnamese, living in the United States, has five lays right now.
He just got laid for daygame.
I also have two former students who are Latinos.
They both got a girlfriend.
One of them has a stripper girlfriend who’s 23 years old.
The other one has a half-white, half-Latina girlfriend.
But I did not collect their video testimonials.
And so what this is going to do is show you that you don’t need samurai game of the Mystery Method, or Misery Method, which is failing the other popular daygame coaches.
They are just fooling you with optics, standing next to women, and filling high-ticket boot camps because you have no awareness until you are burnt.
And I, as the world’s best daygame coach who has 669 laid and pulled testimonials for daygame, teach you how to be a ninja.
You’ll be doing more drills and exercises and taking lots of notes over and over again, so that way you can boost your neural pathways and skills.
You won’t have to swing your big game sword and try to vibe it for your emotions to get over that line, which you cannot do this year.
So what I’ve done is create a system for skill matching that becomes your external brain, even if you don’t have a strong memory.
If you click the link, you can get laid over and over and over again this year before the end of the year.
I honestly don’t know how much longer I’ll keep this Elite Bundle Resurrections available.
Prices will probably go up because I’ve raised the prices back to the normal price.
The summer sale is over.
We are in the fall, and this will be the same price: $1,000 if you want to get everything at once, and $400 for three pieces of it times three, which is $1,200, if you buy it separately for a financing plan.
So click the link to get it today while it’s still available.
I’m always here to help, and I can’t tell you all the amazing results I’ve gotten for Asian and Indian minority daygamers just like you who are struggling with the Mystery Method Samurai game.
I also have the 3MP program.
This is called the Mating Marriage Mastery.
You can choose either to get more lays for mating, focus all on marriage later on, or master daygame and get to an advanced level.
But today I’m talking about the Elite Bundle Resurrections, which is amazing.
I can’t wait to see you on the inside.
Have a great day.
DO YOU QUALIFY TO JOIN MY COACHING? ARE YOU RESILIENT AND FINANCIALLY STABLE ENOUGH? IF YOU ARE, YOU WANT MULTIPLE LAYS WITH YOUNGER WOMEN…
-John Elite
