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I want to raise the price of Elite Bundle Resurrections as soon as possible.
No, this is not a false scarcity.
I have reasons for doing this.
Let me start with this story that’s completely unrelated, and we’ll get back into why I’m gonna raise the price.
For my mental trauma tier program, I’ve realized that usually I come up with 10 different traumas, and I try to go through them.
My brain has a lot of trauma, so therefore, it’s slower for me than my other students.
And I’m using like, you know, like an AI chat bot to help me get through the steps of my own steps.
Otherwise, I cannot do it by myself.
It’s like a chiropractor trying to crack her own back.
But when I was going through the trauma, a lot of times, I don’t take a lot of risk in business, and I wanna scale the business.
And I have some new ideas of what I’m gonna do to acquire a new audience.
No, I’m not running ads or anything like that because the ad costs can go up, and it’s not even gonna break even.
But I do have some idea because my millionaire student gave me a really cool idea to acquire new students who are not even day gamers.
But that requires a big stretch in thinking.
When I realized that for today, I’m talking about scaling the business, is that every single time I do this, I deal with more sociopathic people.
That’s really annoying.
It’s almost like you’re Israel, but you’re always gonna be attacked anyways, no matter what.
I’ve trained in Krav Maga so I can say this.
I transfered the drills to my daygame system.
I guess my realization was, another thing that was very traumatic I didn’t realize, what popped up, was that unteachable cases are also tough to deal with.
You see, when the economy gets worse, these fucking assholes, they’ll start to act like zombies.
But they’re not just zombies, because they’re always zombies.
They become like decaying zombies.
When they reach a state of decay, that’s when they start losing their memory.
They start having opinions as facts, where they try to gatekeep the truth.
They’ll say, oh, I wanna use my own hairstyle, or I believe this is the right pants, or I think this is how you’re supposed to do it.
And they’re completely wrong.
They’re just delusional.
I remember one guy says like, oh yeah, I wanna use this watch or something, right?
It looks exactly the same one that you have recommended.
So I show him the real version of the Rolex, and I show him his cheap version, right?
And he says that they look the same to me.
And then when we compare it side by side, it was completely different.
It was only like maybe close to 65% alike.
And I was like, you’re delusional.
I’m dealing with a lot of these people without any memory.
WHY I’M RAISING THE PRICE
So that’s why I want to raise the price of Elite Bundle Resurrections.
The current price is that $333 times three if you wanna finance it, that’s $1,000.
But at the same time, if you wanna buy the whole thing at once, it’s $900.
But people are not buying it and they’re looking at me like I’m crazy and acting like a zombie and thinking they’re special like a snowflake.
You’re not a special snowflake, by the way.
So many of you zombies, right?
Day gamers.
Not like the blue pill, but the zombies are acting the same way, like poor sewer rats.
And I know I have to apologize for saying poor sewer rats,
but I’m gonna keep using that term because you need to be called out for your shit.
THE NEW PRICE
So the new price is that it’s going to be $400 times three.
So rather than $333, it’s going to be $400.
Just to get Elite 30, to get Elite access for the second one, and the third one for Elite tonality mastery intense Skype with Elite playbook.
They’re going to be $400 each piece.
That makes $1,200.
That’s the new price if you want to get it for financing.
I do this to dissuade the sewer rats.
But if you want to buy everything at once, it’s only $1,000.
You save $200 that way.
It is higher than $900, but if you’re not biting for $900, then fuck you, right?
You poor piece of shit.
You’re a fucking loser.
Then let’s get some winners.
I don’t want people to be like, this is like your last money, right?
And you barely have enough like paycheck to paycheck.
I don’t want fucking losers like that with ADHD because they have no memory.
They talk super fast.
I want winners.
So yes, I am raising the price.
Fuck you if you disagree.
FINAL MESSAGE
I’d rather have a few students, good ones, throughout this year, that are capable of getting laid because they don’t have money problems, than getting shit students.
This is not a hospice.
This is not like old people care, no matter how much you want that.
If you can’t get laid, I don’t want you to my coaching.
Fuck off, right?
You’re a loser.
You deserve to lose.
You ADHD zombie.
Oh no, John calls people zombies.
Yes, you are a fucking zombie.
Even the smear campaigner is a fucking zombie on Teachable case.
Yeah, he got laid before with low quality, talking super fast, barely even shows up to coaching for the Kaizen program.
But you know, that’s how it is.
I’m raising the price for this one.
Kaizen, the price is gonna be $3,000.
I never should have took bad students.
I regret it because that hurts the business.
Of course, most people don’t complain about me.
Most people take responsibility.
People do not attack me.
But one of them is like poisoning the well, fuck you.
I might as well raise the price.
But this is going against my identity of getting like nonstop late testimonials.
Not because I can’t do it, it’s because I’m getting new students during an Iran war and also a bad economy like tariff 2.0, right?
The second tariff after the first one just struck down.
It’s actually harder to get students.
If they don’t care about the late testimonials, and I posted 15 new ones for the webinar video, right?
Nobody gives a shit.
15 new ones.
Who the fuck has that kind of thing?
I have like 60 new ones, but…
That’s still 45 more, but still, regardless, you can’t just ignore miracles.
Fuck you.
But yeah, that’s what I gotta say, is that too many fucking sewer rats.
-John Elite
P.S i’m based AF. No cap. They want the old John Elite back without a filter? You got it. Mind you I am not angry as I am typing all of this. Its just how I normally talked like before. I think people understands it better when I swear more. Haters are going to think I am crashing out and will be deligted. Bunch of sheeps.
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